Note to Self.

30Mar08

From The Intimate Adventures of a London Call Girl:

The benefits of sex with an ex:

• No chance of being shocked by what he looks like naked the first time.
• Not having to ask awkwardly for contact details after. If you don’t have them, it’s not by accident.
• He knows where your buttons are, how many there are, how long they need to be pressed and whether they should go side-to-side, up-and-down or in little circles.

And the drawbacks:

• There’s probably a good reason you’re not together any more, a very good reason.
• One of you will think this means the relationship is back on. (Sidenote: in my case, that “one” would probably be me.)
• There is absolutely no way you can tell any of your friends without coming off as the world’s biggest prat. After all, they had to live with you post break-up, right?

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